PJS

Post-perk-syndrome

A medical problem that has symptoms that include excessive jerking and depression after jerking.
Ryan: Guys you know Brady was diagnosed with PJS.

Someone else: What’s PJS?

Ryan: post jerk syndrome
by Brady mishinard August 19, 2021
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Dirty PJ

When you use the same wash cloth you washed your balls with to wash your face and then breathe in deep.
Last night I accidentally did a Dirty PJ. It smelled amazing!
by Cankles4Days May 27, 2022
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BJ's in PJ's

The term given to copping a blowy in your nightwear.
Last night your grandma put her head under my night gown and gave me BJ's in PJ's. Then I gave her a Werther's Original for her efforts. Thanks babes.
by GRANDMOTHERFUCKERZ January 20, 2012
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muddy pj

When a man gets a blowjob after having anal and getting shit on their dick.
Bro last night this girl gave me a muddy pj after she shit on my dick and told me sorry.
by nayr4141 July 21, 2022
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phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
by redbird nation September 28, 2015
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pj on the d

It's a short and sweet way to say pussy juice on the dick.
"Hey babe can I get that PJ on the d tonight?"
by Gettinlucky3000 February 17, 2025
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NH PJ

NH PJ Stands for Puke job. When your girlfriend goes to give you a blowjob but looks at your insanely small dick and therefore throws up on you in disgust
“Yo Nolan I heard your girlfriend gave you a NH PJ last night, that’s so embarrassing
by Daddynaenae December 09, 2019
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