A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.
5 down and you’re fucked.
5 down and you’re fucked.
by Lynny79 August 14, 2023
by Mr T Roll November 15, 2019
Sober, I wouldn't touch her with yours, but she was eight pints gorgeous so when the pub closed I took her up the back alley
by Up her transom my handsome August 22, 2016
- a half pint
- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint
- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads
- puts their dick in the glass after
- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint
- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads
- puts their dick in the glass after
by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024
An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024
A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
by Anotherday April 27, 2024