i got laid parade

The act of " the walk of shame" but not feeling shameful at all

Guy: see that girl her heels are in her hand and her dress is too tight I bet she's doing the walk of shame

Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)

by Cutiecrossbones January 30, 2016

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Phrase: "Cem"

"Cem" is a short phrase that can be used universally around the world. The context it of the phrase also depends on the way it is said...different pitch, tone and length can mean different things, despite the same word being spoken.

Origin:

The phrase was coined by a group of students at the University of Bedfordshire, known as Jaguar Paw.

Due to their high grasping of the "Cem" language then have developed the ability to hold an entire conversation using just this word.

Phrase: "Cem"

- To greet somebody
- To break silence
- Describing something (Tone sets good or bad)
- Are you ready?

Used for persuasion:

Quote: "Hey...just cem"

Used in a moment of Joy:

Quote: "Ceeeeeemmm"

by |Jaguar Paw| May 13, 2010

Venezuelan heat parade

n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.

Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.

by Macbeezy April 26, 2011

fat dick parade

Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.

"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"

by ThePhatDicks June 17, 2009

parade wave

"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"

Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.

by elliephant22 December 23, 2005

Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008