A measurement device used by gynecologists around the world: take a compass, stick it in, and if she says nothing after it hits 69 degrees then she is healthy.
I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality
by Quick Scoping Fgt April 22, 2015
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My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.
by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003
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by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011
Get the Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face mug.(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.
A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.
A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.
OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.
Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.
Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.
by harmless drudge June 9, 2011
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Get the Double penetration mug.To invite a girl/boy round to watch putlocker as neither of you can afford netflix or amazon and/or cannot find a good film. However whilst watching the film penetration happens. This is alike its brothers: Netflix and Chill and Amazon and Anal.
Dave: Hey, wanna come over for some netflix and chill?
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018
Get the Putlocker and Penetration mug.A procedure performed by tongues of dimensions 5 inches or longer where the G-spot is stimulated until the point of orgasm
It can also be a term used for food.
It can also be a term used for food.
"I just finished performing deep tongue penetration on my icecream and now my tongue is numb ," squealed Lucy.
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