Insert a frozen stick of butter into your partner during foreplay. When they start dripping, commence coitus.
by Elton John's Fanny Pack December 21, 2014
Get the The Paula Deenmug. 
she’s the most beautiful person you will met, but her beauty isn’t only on the outside. If you know Paula she will be the greatest person in your hole ass life. Paula is your best friend not even just that, she’s your soulmate. You think the same you like the same and you’re loving each other.
But be careful with her even if you’re are quite the same person, Paula likes to talk a lot about everything and everyone. But if you exactly tell her something really important she takes the secret in her grave.
You will never met a person like her again.
I love Paula.
But be careful with her even if you’re are quite the same person, Paula likes to talk a lot about everything and everyone. But if you exactly tell her something really important she takes the secret in her grave.
You will never met a person like her again.
I love Paula.
by mss November 28, 2021
Get the Paulamug. 
A very loving girl with a very dashing personality Has been through a lot but knows how to hide her true emotions A tough person to love but when she loves, she loves really hard, most guys fall for her when they first start talking, but she will always have her eyes for one person only A great girlfriend will forgive no matter what. She's great at sports, always has a smile on her face, and will rock your world. She might seem quiet or shy at first but when you get to know her shes a complete opposite. She will always have your back but don takes advantage of her because next thing you know she's gone. SO if you ever encounter a Paula n your life hold on to her, trust me, she is a real one shell leave a special mark in your heart so If you have her youŕe a lucky person so cherish her and don´t break her heart or you will regret it one day.
Hey, dude I just started Talking to this girl I met and lemme tell you she has my heart already!!!!
His Bsf- For real dude, That's wow must be a Paula My mom always told me they were one of a kind
His Bsf- For real dude, That's wow must be a Paula My mom always told me they were one of a kind
by CharliePuh15 November 24, 2021
Get the Paulamug. bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic
paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
by syphilis queen June 22, 2023
Get the paula abdulmug. This is when you are about to say something that may be perceived as racist (especially towards African Americans) and you want to put the disclaimer out beforehand that it should not be taken with the racist connotation that it actually holds, but as a general comment or statement that just happens to have a slight racist tone to it.
No Paula Deen, but those Mexicans sure know how to clean a house, OR blacks really do love fried chicken and watermelon, no Paula Deen, I'm just saying....
by The Trinity September 6, 2013
Get the No Paula Deenmug.