Patrick

A certain species of starfish. Considered critically endangered due to the fact that the species contains only one individual.

90s Kid: Too bad the Patrick Star is beginning to go extinct.
Dumb kid with a fidget spinner: What’s a Patrick?

by CultistOfJimmy August 6, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.

(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.

(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.

(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice

(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.

ONE WEEK L8R

(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!

(G1) told ya!

by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019

Patrick

Very short kid who is weak with a head shaped like box he is a tattletale and cannot get a girl

Hey my Patrick arrived

by Tylersmith949 May 23, 2018

Patrick

This name means toaster in Celtic
Source : SpongebobMovie : Sponge on the Run

"I'm Patrick my name means toaster in Celtic." - Patrick Star

by KaemonetheNerd November 15, 2019

Patrick

A guy who likes a girl called Evelyn

Friend:Did you know that Patrick likes Evelyn

by Nigropoop November 17, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a very stupid and dumb boy. He is always trying to brag about things he's "good" at. He tries really hard in everything and always tries to be the "best." He makes fun of other people a lot and thinks that faster is better.

Boy 1: Look at that dumbass over there
Boy 2: who? patrick?

by Cooldud321 November 26, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a hands down sexy beast and most of the time has a 7 to 8 inch cock. A Lot of the time is a amazing love mate and can fuck your brains out. Patrick can be an amazing guy to start and life/love life with. He trys to date people with the names Sara or shaelyn but thay dont want to admit that thay will fall for im.

Shaelyn did you see Patricks big cock last night

by PatrickIsNotGay March 22, 2019