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Moroccan Promise

Not a promise at all. Moroccans think it's okay to make promises, and not a big deal to not follow up on them.
''He told me this carpet is genuine Berber, but it's made in China. Moroccan promise...''

Vendor: ''My friend, I give you this free of charge''
Me: "Thanks"
Vendor: "That will be 1,000 dirhams"
Me: "Moroccan promise...."
by George11111 June 11, 2013
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promise ring

a ring teens, mostly girls, wear to say that they wont have sex till marriage. Mostly done for religious reasons.
the jonas brothers or jennifer hudson discussing promise rings with Russle Brand at the MTV awards 2009
by sbcutie April 12, 2009
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Promise ring

A ring that can mean a few different things. It is normally only given in the teenage years. After that it tends to be looked at as a semi-immature act if given in adulthood.

The ring is normally on the cheaper side, with gemstones being more popular in them than engagement rings. Any diamonds are usually small and not of the highest quality, though they are legitimate diamonds.

Normally, it is seen as a commitment for teens, a promise that (usually) a guy makes to his significant other, promising that he will be faithful, that he will always be there, etc.
Some see it as a pre-engagement ring, where it isn't just the above, but also a promise to marry them when they get the money, and when they are ready for marriage.
it can also be given from a male best friend to a female best friend as a promise to always be there for them - though this case is a bit more rare, and can often be misunderstood.
The ring can also be given for religious reasons to a female from a family member as a promise to stay a virgin until marriage. It is also called a purity ring.
Ex 1: a gift of a Promise ring from a boyfriend to his girlfriend: "____, I love you. I promise that I will love only you. I promise that you can trust me. I promise that I will care for you, always be there for you, and so everything I can to make you happy"
Ex 2: a gift of a Promise ring from a family member to a young female: "____, I want you to take this ring and wear it, as a reminder that Gods love is eternal for you, and that you should honor him and his commandments"
by Danny2014 December 27, 2013
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negrodamus promise

originated by chuck wilson..it is another name for a jimmy tap....a slap to the nuts
that fo just got a negrodamus promise
by bubba hotep March 3, 2005
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prom promise

a bullshit declaration that some high school students are forced to sign by their goody goody two shoes parents that says that they won't use alcohol or drugs during prom night. Ah-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!
Prom Promise is an idea spawned by extreme MADD-types, Tipper Gore-types and soccer moms. If you resort to having your kids make such chicken shit pledges like that then you don't really trust them and you ain't raising them up in a good way. If you've done your max to rear them right then you have to let them loose.

1. "...he's got to make his own mistakes..."
RUSH
New World Man

2. the little birdie has to fly sometime.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2009
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Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015
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Pepperoni Promise

When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.
EXAMPLE 1:

"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"

EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"

Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"
by Maritimer Party July 23, 2012
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