floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

dead otter

1. - Dead sea mammal
2. - stool of immense proportions

Nick : "hey bone check out this shit"
Bone: "mate thats wrong... its a dead otter"

by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004

Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.

When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.

by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011

wetter than an otter's pocket

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson

you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

by thomas gibson whore November 13, 2020

brushing the otter

the act of a male manually relieving himself, rubbing one out, or jacking off

Well damnit baby, if you weren't so stingy with the tooty, you wouldn't be catching me brushing the otter so much. Now can you please shave my palms? I seem to have gone blind.

by bigmick02132 July 20, 2008

arms like an otter

Someone with very hairy arms.

Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin and Robin Williams have all got arms like an otter.

by interfusor May 24, 2009

Bullet Otter

A bullet otter is a rock hard stool/poo/shit/crap.

I went for a crap and my ring stung due to a bullet otter!

by BungleBear March 6, 2012