We Scale

term league of legends players use as a coping mechanism when losing the game horribly, hoping they will get more powerful over time and defeat the enemy.

dont worry guys, we have a nasus he scales.
it's ok, we scale.

by Tarkhna June 2, 2022

Dope Scale

A scale that goes from dope to soap (soap is good and dope is based). It’s used to determine how dope a situation is.

On the dope scale Yoli is dope

This dope is pretty soap

by The og dope November 29, 2018

corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.

Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.

by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

Mr scales

Mr fishers replacement.

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10

"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."

by shartsicle October 15, 2014

Chickter Scale

The scale from 1 to 10 on which you would place a man/woman according to "hotness"

Ciaran: "what would you rate her?"
Des: "on the chickter scale? 7, maybe 8"

by DrKnight July 11, 2017