by william munro July 23, 2008
Get the mong-whalemug. A person generally an adolescent from Crowland. A small town on the A1073 between Peterborough and Spalding. You know when you have arrived when you pass the roadshgn which reads "Welcome to Crowland, South Holland" and underneath it says "arsehole of the fens"
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
The Bridge is of great historical and architectural interest less so the Crowland Mongs who hang around it.
by WaterBoy June 20, 2006
Get the Crowland Mongmug. This Mong womble decided he would drink bleach
The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge
The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge
by Iseestupid September 22, 2014
Get the Mong womblemug. by NEQCounter January 27, 2014
Get the Complete Mongmug. UK Slang … to go for a ten-minute rest in the toilet, or bog. Usually to alleviate the ill effects of a hangover whilst at work.
by Alfredo Garcia September 29, 2008
Get the bog mongmug. by jessicasarahl May 18, 2010
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Get the MONGEmug.