Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 09, 2021

Hog Snog

Snogging a guy who is really ugly and pig like.

Charlotte: That guy Moon wants me
Laura: OH, hog snog!

by Laura-Loralie February 05, 2009

hog slobbin'

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

by Dat Blessed Dude February 04, 2016

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

huge hog

When someone has a massive dick

"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"

"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"

by Throbbing Vainy Massive Hog November 01, 2017

Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin December 12, 2007

hog head

A person with a hog head has a big, fatass head, just like a hog

My friend Chung, a sumo-wrestler, has a hog head because he is so big. He weighs like 500 lbs

by acchill December 30, 2015