Floor Master

One who performs the art of floor shreddage.

Elena and Elizabeth are the only floor masters in the universe. They rip dance floors with their richter body movements.

by Poopage of the pants March 29, 2009

Floor Jordan

Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.

Jordan on a breakaway, and it's a lay-up for Floor Jordan

by TotallyVindicated December 4, 2011

killing floor

Horror/Action game developed by Tripwire Interactive.

REAL PC GAMER:
Killing floor is an amazing game, the crawler had no chance against me and my teammates!

by asebak March 1, 2010

third floor

A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.

What happened to that report you did last week?

I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.

by Sherardo July 1, 2005

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

floor donkey

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party

Kalan is always a floor donkey

by Scarab January 23, 2004

Floor Food

Food that you have made for yourself - dropped on the floor - and left it there because you felt lazy. And then going back over several minutes later after realizing how hungry you were - and eating the food off the floor.

person 1: Where did you put the sandwhiches?
person 2: Dude, I dropped them.
person 1: Whatever, I'm hungry, bring on the floor food.

by Amanda-Lynn December 9, 2008