having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.

Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.

by fjjen June 26, 2025

Allah

The one ☝️ and only god, the god of Jesus, god of Muhammad, god of Budda, it is the almighty Allah

*goes to casino*

Abu Idris Al-Baljiki: My luck is ass *continue to shout ALLAH AKBAR*

*hit the jackpot*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day

AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

rabak allah

Its a joun word it means ur god is a god . People use it when they feel angry at someone

Rabak allah tima ! Serdtiya aa zaal

by Wled joun akhu maneyik August 15, 2017

Allah time

When the end is near.
When it's time to meet the 72 virgins.

KABOOM....it's Allah time bitches

by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024

allah give mod

Allah give mod is the coolest individual on the planet. He is very sexy and created the universe itself. He will lead the world to salvation and is your dictator. He is also very cool.

allah give mod is so cool

i know

by allah give mod November 23, 2020