Luigi Board

Alternate name for the creepy ghost summoning thing

Can you burn a Luigi Board?

by EmberTheArsonist February 1, 2022

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

The Tanooki Board

A message board created by word MPMike \word when he was bored, it has now grown in to the literal Mecca for all 4 of the world's Tanooki worshipers. It is also a gathering place many of those that wish to associate with the strange Tanooki cult-like members.

As see word Tanooki /word and word MPMike /word

The Tanooki Board: we won't bite you much.

by Tanooki January 29, 2003

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

Boarding Party

Happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.

The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance

Guy1: Dude! I gave my girl a boarding party last night! It was so hot!
Guy2: Awesome!

Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!

by 1 dude September 13, 2009

Mung board

A mythical board that is supposedly designed for use when one goes to mung. (It's great for absurd substitutions in just about any Beach boys songs about surf boards.)

Wax up the mung board and let's drive to the cemetary.

by JohnK May 22, 2005