by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 04, 2025
John: Hey pal, how's it going?
Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
by Hoggg December 28, 2023
The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.
There is no such thing as a political accident.
by Frosty DST March 26, 2019
.
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
A Russian accident is when someone falls out of a window of a tall building. Named after a common form of death in Russia for opponents of the Russian government.
Vasily was found dead after experiencing a Russian accident from his apartment on the fifth floor. Days earlier, he posted on social media that he opposed the war in Ukraine. His online comments are presumably unrelated to his death.
by MetricTrout February 24, 2025
by validators December 13, 2021
When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.
Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025