The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.
by Stink Engine March 1, 2016
Get the Nooningmug. Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.
He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".
by Fred1555 April 23, 2011
Get the Nooningsmug. 
It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.
by Remy Michael May 15, 2020
Get the Noon O' Clockmug. A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.
by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025
Get the Noon-codmug. The time when the sun is highest in the sky. It actually tends to come after 12 pm, because most time zones are too early. Especially when daylight saving time is involved.
Please don't use the term "noon" to mean 12 pm, as it actually tends to come later than that. And please don't use it as a euphemism for the N-word. We cannot have "noon" become a slur. Please stick to its original meaning.
Please don't use the term "noon" to mean 12 pm, as it actually tends to come later than that. And please don't use it as a euphemism for the N-word. We cannot have "noon" become a slur. Please stick to its original meaning.
Noon is halfway between sunrise and sunset.
by ensam November 14, 2022
Get the noonmug. by anonymous February 4, 2024
Get the go kys and noone loves youmug.