Noone is listening

Enough you are doing it to make doing it worthwhile.

Hym "Noone is listening to you either, bitch. And, as a consequence, look at all the exploded children. And they aren't listening because they don't want to they're not being allowed to listen because THEY WOULD. And if they did the children would stop getting exploded! But you want YOU to be the extra special political impact-haver, don't you? Not ME. I'm icky! Pfft heheheheh..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024

It's High Noon

No Questions just run for your fucking live!

Mcree: It's High Noon
Enemy: Wait what?!

by Niiko August 9, 2019

Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock

Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock

by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023

noon

A knife spoon. At one end there is a knife, and at the other, there is a spoon.

Give me your money! *reveals noon* I'll noon you up.

by Thomas Huntley May 20, 2023

Noon buggy

A dune buggy at noon

Hey, a noon buggy!

by The Smarty farty 420 February 6, 2022

Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".

by Fred1555 April 23, 2011

Noon-cod

A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.

“Listen here, see. Your boys are a gaggle of noon-cods. They ain’t never on time.”

by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025