Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018

6 Nigels

The coolest group of LADS ever. Apart from Scuz, he pisses himself

WOW Scuz you have pissed yourself again said the 6 Nigels

by NOTRORYYEOMAN May 2, 2023

nigels mums empathy

My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club

nigels mums empathy cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

nigel rage

nigel measures his sausage in millimetres making it sound bigger

nigel rage his tiny cock

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Nigel Smith

Juicabatchie ridgeback rhino forehead

wow look at that ridgeback comonly know as a nigel smith

by jimboooojim February 5, 2010

furry nigel

He isn't gay He's a tranny chaser , gays don't date women, they like guys.

furry nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is a name that means Strong, Handsome and exquisite. Lots of Nigels usually tend to still other people’s girlfriends so be careful out there boys, Nigel is coming for ya.

* New Kid Enters Class*
Miss Gray: Class, We have a new student
Nigel: Smiles
Miss Gray: Please Introduce yourself

Nigel: (deep voice) Hey guys! Im Nigel
Girls in Class: (Screams) Heyyy Nigel😍😍
Miss Gray: Girls calm down, i know he’s hot but chill

by Dashy Got Game November 25, 2021