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netmeal

Netmeal is a meal made while surfing on the internet. Due to the immersive nature of the web once someone starts surfing on it the real world stops existing. This generally results the food being prepared in the oven or on the cooktop rendered partially or totally inedible.

We can use the word "net" and attach it to any dish that is failed (net french fries, net-chicken) due to us spending our time on the internet.

The word originates from times when smartphones weren't abundant and people used computers located in another rooms to access the internet. With smartphone in our pocket making netmeals getting increasingly harder but not impossible (thanks tiktok).
What's that smokey smell in the kitchen?
I made a netmeal today.
What was it?
It was netchicken.

What's this burning smell?
It's net french fries.

Are you making netmeal again?
by yondermann November 7, 2020
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ayo that nikka netaurion a fucking menace
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Nethameel

Nethameel a girl that has a trust issues but Pretty and Cute always on her phone and always wanted to die but one day she met Ashantie and everything changed but she cheated on her and now her dark life is back,Now she's a crybaby and always hurting herself. Dann a girl she choose over Ashantie is now happy with a boy and Ashantie is still suffering and hurt And One day she visited her ex-girlfriend on that time her ex-girlfriend begged and wanted a second chance. Ashantie smiled af her and said "It's fine babe you will always have a chance to me and always free to come home,i love you" and smile and now nethameel is happy with her.
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Neamiah

An Awsome, cool guy who simps every girl he sees, but it a pretty chill guy
Me: who that

Someone: Neamiah
Me: that explains a lot
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