Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009

nessish

It is kind of like the word ness by itself in that ness defines cool things. But by adding suffix ish to the end of ness, it generalizes the word. Making it suitable for describing on broader terms.

The guitar player over there has a nessish aura about him.

by dcsoccer26 January 18, 2010

Nesbit

Basically another way of calling someone a donut

"Mate you're such a Nesbit"

by rolyfromderby September 10, 2021

Nessie

A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.

by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

Nepic

New Epic... Contrary to most beliefs of meaning "Non" Epic...

*MMOFPS Results screen comes up*
Me: Wow that noob got 5 kills and 50 deaths!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A NOOBISH LUZAH!!! NEPIC PHAIL BIATCH!!! xD

Friend: That was you dipshit o.o

Me: Oh... =(

Friend: So How's it feel to be a Nepic Phailure?

by Jonny3093 May 9, 2011

Dirty Nesbit

When your dog has diarhhea and doesn't clean it's ass very well, leading the accidental wiping of shit on the face.

Man Buttercup gave me a dirty nesbit this morning...what a shitty way to start the day!

by BuckeyeGuy April 15, 2009

Nesbitt

A beerpong formation in which the final two cups are arranged in a vertical line. Similar to the "Line" formation, except with two cups instead of three.

Should we get the line or sideways triangle? Neither, wait for the Nesbitt.

by mattjones16 November 3, 2010