Dirty Ned

Dirty Ned is a gay pervert who likes looking at guys wank and guys giving each other anal and eating each other's shit. he wishes he could get it all but he's too retarded.

Stop being such a Dirty Ned you are just like Herbert the pervert

by Eric ;) qwertyuiop September 8, 2018

Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

Ned Fulmer

A Youtuber and 1/4 of BuzzFeed's TryGuys. A man so in love with his wife he'd murder a boat full of Italian babies. Highly competitive and a dominant alpha male, he can be sweet until you mess with him.

Example:
Guy 1: Isn't that blonde girl cute?
Ned Fulmer: I will destroy you and your family if you look at my wife again!

by KorndiddyFan June 29, 2017

Ned Ludd

Ned Ludd (ned lud) pronoun. a feeble-minded man who smashed two (textile) frames belonging to a Leicestershire employer (c. 1779) Mr. Ludd believed that the industrial revolution would dehumanize human beings see Luddite

"Progress may have been a good idea once. But it has outgrown its usefulness," said Ned Ludd as he smashed the shit out of his Leicestshire employer's (textile) frames.

by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006

nuremburg ned

When someone repeatedly makes Holocaust jokes even after no one laughs

Person 1:You hear Jack made a Holocaust joke in front of the Jewish kid?
Person 2:We all make mistakes sometimes
Person 1:It’s the 3rd time this week!
Person 2: What a nuremburg ned

by Climate change bus January 29, 2021

NED O'rouke

a spastic child, who has no standards and fingers fat fugly girls, he also thinks he is a really kool kid and urbexes in constructions sites. Do not be friends with a Ned O'rouke.

Man! your such a NED o'rouke

by biggest yeet around August 26, 2017

Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022