National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

National Shake Dat Ass Day

National Shake dat ass day

Yo! It’s national shake dat ass day!! You gotta shake dat ass

by Kajdnabd May 25, 2022

National Grab ass day

On March 10th and boy or girl can grab each other’s but, no telling don’t be a snitch.

Hey Gabrielle is national grab ass day you know what that means

by MyFaultOG😩 March 10, 2021

National ass pic day

every year on may 4th an ass pic shall be sent to men by a women of liking. Feelings must be mutual between the 2

it’s may 4th, National ass pic day, send it over!

by theworldsgreatestliareverinthe May 4, 2022

National Grab Ass Day

Best way to catch a case or get suspended

Yo is national grab ass day, you know what im doing first period

Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime

by FineCreation April 12, 2019

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025