ass munch

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass munch."

by x January 22, 2003

Bum Munch

When a person has their trousers or underwear stuck up their arse crack.

Oh my god that girls got major bum munch!

by vix&es October 14, 2008

Munch Box

1. A term used to lick the vagina of a girl.

2. A nick name used for a girl. Usually girls named Anne.

Carpet Muncher

1. "Hey there, Can I please lick your vagina? Okay, thanks."

Anne: "Hey Chris!"
Chris: "Munch Box!"

by David Logan February 13, 2008

Munching Gums

Aussie slang to describe the act of one's Jaw Swinging while under the effect of pingas.

"What's wrong with that guy"
"The cunt is munching gums"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019

Music Munch

The act of dubbing music on to an unrelated video clip to make a music video that is both odd and or funny. These are usually posted on the internet at places like youtube and classified as comedy.

Did you see the latest heavy metal Muppets music munch on youtube the other day?

Or you could use the word like this. Hey, guess what the music munchers came up with now?

by Matimus Maximus August 21, 2007

crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.

Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!

by Beester May 16, 2009