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Moisses

A person who is incredibly chill. Usually smokes large amounts of pot, but is always there when he is needed.
Girl 1: My best friend totally comforted me the other day, even though he was stoned
Girl 2: He must be a Moisses
by sammygreen March 1, 2010
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Marissa

A amazing girl who you will be amazing friends with And you will love forever and you should probably never let go of her cause you will regret it
Boy-wow she is amazing wish I didn’t let go of marissa
by A person who let go January 4, 2019
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Marissa

If you know a Marissa you are the luckiest person ever. Marissa is a person who may not see herself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, she’s perfect. She will do anything for her family and friends. She is one of the most beautiful persons you will ever see and i bet on that. She’s dearly loved although she may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets her, they would immediately realise she's very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. If you ever backstab a Marissa, you will get cursed for life and no more cookies for you :>
Marissa is baby.
by alana wolfhard December 14, 2019
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Marissa

She is so sweet she never hold grudges and she may be shy at first but she will open up to you can tell when she is having a bad day but she will never mention it always hold on to her
Marissa is a lovely lady
by Brun432 March 1, 2020
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Dirty marissa

A dirty marissa is when you take a fitted sheet and shove it up your anus while the camera guy pours hot sauce and pickle juice in your vagina. You end it with squirting the juice into his mouth and wiping it off with the crap covered sheet.
I’ve been tasting pickles and hot sauce all week must of been from the dirty marissa
by Dykedaddy June 11, 2020
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Alanis Morissette

A canadian dancer who later became a singer and an actress who is totaly bitchen!
Alanis Morissette kicks canadian ass!
by LClaire August 27, 2005
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Marissa

The act of tripping over a flat surface or walking directly into a solid object. Usually done by cheerleaders or blondes.
Person A: -walks into a telephone pole-
Person B: You totally just pulled a Marissa.
by Goldfisher November 29, 2009
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