Santiago Monti

Santi loves children. He has friends such as Benny, Luke, Marko, Bert, Tyler, Lauchy and many more. He loves children in grade 2 and below and likes big men in the age of 40. He is really bad at forntite and rocketleague compared to benny.

" Is that Santiago Monti" Girls
" He must be a bot at fortnite"

by Fncs Mecha August 04, 2021

Santiago Monti

loves little chilren

Santiago Monti must be a bot at fortnite

by Fncs Mecha August 04, 2021

two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

montyed

When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.

Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?

by geta02392 August 29, 2023

Monty Soder

You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd

Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch

by random game mem thinkgs October 14, 2023

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 August 07, 2013