Monty

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!

Where is Monty

I need Monty

I love Monty

We Love Monty

by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy

Monty is fat and severely needs help

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

Monty

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Honestly. the dashing guy alive .he is the smartest
funniest and best guy to hang out with.he is also an
amazing friend and can seduce all the ladies or girls with
his looks. in simple words.Monty is the best person
alive right now
Honestly. I wish I was a Monty but I can't even imagine
that

Monty

by .denial cuba November 24, 2021

Montie

Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants

You look like a montie

by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 8, 2018

Monty

A guy that has been disonherd

Come on Monty HES dispnherd youuu

by Coke can2 February 13, 2021