Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

Mission Taccomplished

When a person returns successfully from a trip for carry-out Mexican food.

"When will Dad be home with dinner? I'm hungry"
(door opens)
"Mission Taccomplished!"

by ZBBMcFate August 9, 2019

Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020

Bunk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bunk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

Mission influshible

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission influshible, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

Mission Imflushable

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission imflushable, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016