Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

Minion cum

Yellowish tinge and tastes like gummy worms

"Oh man that minion cum is so tasty"!

by Jafar Gallagher June 3, 2023

Jelly jar minion

Jelly jar minion was a skin in minion rush. He was the best skin ever and fucking minion rush deleted him.

Cool kid: OMG i love jelly jar minion
Minion rush: I hate jelly jar i am going to delete him

by Tiner44 May 25, 2025

Minion

minions are a yellow pichula that smells like shit beacuse their arms are so short that they cannot clean their anus

the minions are just gru slaves xddddxdxdxd

by losminionshuelenaraja April 7, 2022

Flag Minion

The act of painting your foreskin yellow, tying a flag around it so as you walk the flag bounces with every step like a minion from Despicable Me jumping.

Ayo, that tranny Nelson doing a flag minion with Richie from the top of the apartment building.

by Budussy3 August 2, 2021

Minion Mentality

The state of mind of a henchmen/goon/minion etc where no matter what will believe they can win the fight. Leagues of comrades have fallen but no, they individually think they built different.

Batman's taken down every single person in the building but Phil. However Phil doesn't surrender he's got that minion mentality

by Steeevo123 January 30, 2023

Minioning

Minioning or gru's minion or simply a minion is a term derivative of the term gooning or gooner.

"Bro stop minioning in class vro you are gru's minion!"

by senseij June 13, 2025