2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty

by concernedluvr June 2, 2021

OC Merchants

Basically gay OC Plebs

OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha

by NowInCrapyKangarooYesternight May 17, 2019

dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are

1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."

by jen4k2 September 9, 2021

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013

Pace Merchant

Josh Bibby

Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts

We get it you have pace you fucking twit

by Piss In My Mouth Daddy October 8, 2021

gaming merchant

a merchant that is of the gaming.

yes: "what's your opinion on minecraft?"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"

by yes.ok.ok May 7, 2021

Herb merchant

(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis

"My herb merchant hooked me up"

by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014