Mateo

A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.

Oh shit its a Mateo!

by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025

Mateo

A soccer player who is happy and homeless with a few good friends he likes dick and is always bored

You Is that Mateo
Me Yep

by dhhsjsjsjdhdhddhdh November 17, 2022

Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.

"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."

by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021

Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.

by 135218930 November 29, 2021

Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underated. should be known more.

Is that mateo?

by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 28, 2022

The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection

You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo

by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025