Mateo

Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.

Okay class, get into groups of 3

James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"

by EdM1234567 November 18, 2025

Mateo

a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?

You’re a fucking Mateo

by agartha November 20, 2025

mateo

cuck

that guys a cuck nah he’s hella mateo

by urban dictionary. December 8, 2025

Mateo

The alpha wolf

Hey look there's mateo
Awoooooo

by Sicknasty3 December 17, 2025

Mateo

A young African American male student, characterized by his eyeglasses and flat-top hairstyle, takes pleasure in utilizing an air fryer to prepare frozen corn dogs. Additionally, he exhibits a notable interest in Asian culture.

Hey guys it's me Mateo and I love asians

by Fortnitejonesy123 February 5, 2025

Mateo

Mateo is a cool, fun person to hangout with and he is very handsome and has nice hair! Mateo loves music and loves to be with his family. Mateo is a king.

Mateo gets all the bitches in school and is a very fun guy to be with

by anonymous November 22, 2021

mateo tabchy

Mateo is so hot, all the girls find him attractive his dick is huge and he gets all the bitches.

Mateo Tabchy please fuck me

by Xxx——xxX 362 November 24, 2021