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mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.
Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!
by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017
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Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.
I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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mashed cornbeef

when a woman has been out in 100 degree heat, removes her panties and her beef curtains look as if they have been pressed with an iron.
Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill
by wamboozled October 10, 2014
mugGet the mashed cornbeefmug.

Mashed Pitts

When you fuck a fat bitch and shit in her fat rolls to leave a snack for later
Lmao you thought I wouldn’t do mashed pitts
by Big dick chima January 19, 2021
mugGet the Mashed Pittsmug.

MASH Project

While there is a Plethora of women's shelters in the country there was only one shelter for male victims of female perpetrated domestic violence which was the MASH Project
by City Advocate May 15, 2006
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mash's gochu

Mash: dam gurl give me yo numba plz . or at least that p hat. EmmA: EW get that half inch gochu away from me! thats such a typical mash's gochu.
by TOUCH EMMA November 13, 2009
mugGet the mash's gochumug.

Mash the turnip

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.
Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.
by The Intangible June 21, 2011
mugGet the Mash the turnipmug.

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