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Markis

A confident person. Not a boy but a MAN who always helps someone else. Often forgets to put himself first. Will break every bone in his body to make sure the next person is okay. Doesn’t get mad at all very calm. People usually get mad at his REACTIONS because they have no true reason to be mad at him. He is quiet and goofy. Multi talented and never caught doing nothing, you could never say he is lazy. Quite literally the definition of perfect
Markis is a diamond in the rough. There is only a Markis once every couple centuries so cherish him.
by Hana Burton June 4, 2025
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Markis

Markis is a helper. Someone who ALWAYS puts someone else before themselves. The exact opposite from lazy. Never really does anything wrong so people don’t have a reason to be mad at him. People are mad at his reactions to their bullshit. Markis has a childish heart and is most likely has daughters. He probably has different cartoon socks for each emotion he has. Invests in a lot of figurines or knickknacks. Most likely is a kingdom hearts fan. Extremely spiritual, Has multiple talents and overall is a perfect person.
He is a diamond in the rough. Studies shows you can only get a Markis every couple centuries so treat him right
by Hanna Buratto June 6, 2025
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Markietta

“Man that bitch a markietta she ain want da fade

“I ain’t no markietta”
by downahbitch October 2, 2025
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Markietta

When a Female or Male, Is just being overly Scary, Ducking fades, Poppin it but don’t need that, a fake ass friend
Bitch back up, ion play around wit no MARKIETTAS, No shade.

That bitch a Markietta, Ducking fades but poppin it, girl boo
by LadyFame November 10, 2025
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pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis
"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."
by mar705 February 19, 2026
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