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Post malone

The name given to the time period following
ho- me alone.
I feel like mcauly culkin looks like a cracked post malone.
by Will ray pugh February 8, 2018
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Karl Malone

A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz
yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch
by coner April 4, 2003
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Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.
"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."
by Tommy Em November 28, 2007
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Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.
Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.
by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018
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Jigga malone

The Rap name Facebook gives you when your born on the 20th of December.
Yo have you heard that rapper, Jigga Malone.
by Jigga Malone November 5, 2016
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Brandon malone

A very weird kid that has the nickname ginger he also has a crush on Alex Crosby
by Masonmessi10 December 1, 2016
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Balls Maloney

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.
I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.
by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019
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