The act of receiving head underwater. The guy holds the girl's head underwater while she flails. The girl is not allowed to surface until the guy blows his load.
Kyle: "Dude, Fiona nearly drowned last night."
Travis: "You didn't try another Malibu Martyr did you?"
Kyle: "Heck yeah she loved it. Lack of oxygen intensifies the experience."
Travis: "You're a sick beast."
Travis: "You didn't try another Malibu Martyr did you?"
Kyle: "Heck yeah she loved it. Lack of oxygen intensifies the experience."
Travis: "You're a sick beast."
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A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
by V_T June 2, 2008
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Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper
Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper
Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
by nastynutsac June 9, 2009
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by All Knowing Grandmaster Wookie November 25, 2018
Get the mattyb mug.A Matty is the kind of guy you miss before he leaves, a man people want to be around. He creates magical moments and smiles all day long. All the girls want a Matty, because he knows how to make them feel good about themselves. The casualties of life’s battles has only added a depth so deep it can’t be swam and a warmth so bright it can’t be matched. He is the kind of guy who is first to raise his hand to help out a friend. A Matty is a total legend!
by CLK80 November 5, 2020
Get the Matty mug.A group of people who dedicate their lives to partying. They will go to every extreme to make the party better and more memorable. They generally gather to play music in their spare time spreading the party spirit. They normally play punk rock with a mixture of ska and funk. They will regularly travel from venues to houses bringing the party wherever they go. They will inevitably die for the purpose of the parties to continue.
"Those Party Martyrs really Giver'."
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"
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