loris

a pedophile, often french, who is attracted to people usually 15-16, and will manipulate in order to pursue a romantic relationship with said individual that will only last 2 months

damn he's dating a 16 year old he's a loris

by penispursuer15 January 27, 2024

Loris

Moustache Monkey

He is a Loris

by ichbinaus030 November 28, 2023

Lori

The biggest cunt ever created. Has no self awareness, self control, or respect for others. Will shit in your car if she eats anything but salad. Might make you need Xanax, to drink profusely, or speak words you have never spoken before. Tread carefully

Lori is a fucking psycho I can’t believe we work for her.

by Imstillhere23 December 1, 2023

Lori Adkins

The most beautiful, sweetest, and kind hearted soul I’ve ever met.

Lori Adkins is the most beautiful woman I know.

by dick butt 2.0 December 20, 2022

Loris

Loris is the best guy you will meet and have ever met. He's lovingly, faithful and good looking but straight forward guy. He's so honest that he could hurt you with his direct sayings. Although he's not really sharing a lot of personal information and thoughts of himself, he loves to deliver funny jokes and tries his best to make everyone smile around him. When a Loris appears, his aura effects everyone around him in a positive way. He is a loving and a simple companion to get along with. He will always remember when treated badly, so make sure to be nice to him and he will be even nicer in return. Being a very social person, Loris doesn't like and want to be alone, therefore it's your chance to take the safe place beside him.

Girl A: "Have you met Loris before?"
Girl B: "Yes! He's so nice and funny. I want to keep dating him, he's mine!"

by sNooo December 26, 2022

Loris

Big dick, many friends, best guy on planet abd nuch better than joel

#Lorisischcool

by Loschra November 18, 2018

Loris

A childish man-child with a ridiculously small dick, lacking English speaking skills and tends to be extremely French. A Loris also doesn't know basic sets of social skills, such as sarcasm and basic humor. and is usually dangerously violent. Warning: a loris doesn't know how to articulate and you must be prepared to ask him to repeat what he is saying many times; patience is required.

Jesus Christ that guy is such a Loris

by JohnnyEnglishMrBean November 26, 2018