danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)

Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it

by Bummely bum September 1, 2020

Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018

Loafed up

1. Like a cat chillin', content, just lookin

Person A: I wanna be like that cat loafed up

by Loaf_man_ren123 October 16, 2023

loaf culture

Bland white bread culture. A westenized culture that is not and never will be cool. Should not be confused with being suburban, loaf culture encapsulates basicness and the need to follow some kind of 50's American dream of being traditionally successful. May also be seen in other non-white communities as it is another way of being "inside the box" by copying western culture.

person b: i'm so sick of people being so westernized and wanting to be bland as fuck.
person a: i fucking hate loaf culture.

by oofsies September 9, 2018

Chicken Loaf

Australian rhyming slang term. It is a polite replacement for "Fucking Oath"

Do you want a cold beer mate?", "Yeah, chicken loaf i do!" and also "Man its a bloody hot day!" "Chicken loaf, its stinkin' hot!

by Dearie Me April 11, 2011

dome-loaf

A hairstyle: when referred to in this manner it is usually really big and cheesy-looking.
See loafy

Remember Richard Marx? He had the worst dome-loaf ever.

by juniper July 18, 2005

loaf toss

The act of tossing something, preferably a loaf of something i.e. meatloaf, pumpkin loaf, a loaf of bread, but anything works, behind you, above your head while facing the other way.

Chan is such a good loaf tosser, she nailed that middle schooler right in the face with a stuffed unicorn without even looking!

by chanikens January 20, 2010