myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends

I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.

by Mibo September 19, 2006

night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.

We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.

by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017

Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner

Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!

by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019

dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.

Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!

by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

Highway Lizard

A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.

Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.

Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.

by Pantharen June 12, 2018

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015