dewey the library cat 

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

dewey the library cat by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

Sitting in the library 

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

Sitting in the library by Emp B October 13, 2023

Public Library 

A place where you can increase your intelligence stats for free. You cannot fill up your hunger or thirst meter while entering this zone though. Here you will find many other NPCs but you should not waste your time talking to them since they prefer a quiet environment and will be provoked if your noise meter rises too much.

I'm going to the public library to increase my literacy stat.

Public Library by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

Louisiana library card 

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

Louisiana library card by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program 

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

69420 Library 

1. A library with a rather large sex book gallery.

2. The library where everyone goes to fuck each other.

3. A library that stinks of dried cum.

Ew, why would you want to go to that library? It is a 69420 library.

You are to young to go the that library, don't you see the sign that says '69420 library'?

69420 Library by IKnowItAllSucka August 5, 2019

The Library 

When you're doing a girl doggy-style and pull it out and stick it in her ass. As soon as she makes noise like it hurts, you lean forward and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhhh" in her ear.

Karl was bored with banging Christine doggy-style so he decided to give her The Library. That should quiet the bitch.

The Library by The_Chad October 3, 2006