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Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
by fernvndooo August 14, 2022
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lawyer

She is a lawyer
by lawyer133 November 14, 2022
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lawyer school

no more law school, lawyer school is the next best thing. Just for lawyers nothing else.
mother: have a nice day at law school! child: no mother, it's better that law school. it's lawyer school!!
by iizzziiee April 22, 2022
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Lawyer

My ex hired a lawyer.
by William Seremak September 26, 2022
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emily lawyer

Emily Lawyer is a girl who feels very deeply, but never lets that show. She's and introvert who gets insanely drained from being around people who she believes don't care about her. If she lets you in and tells you something personal, know that you mean a lot to her. She trusts and loves way too easily, and always tries to seem happy around everyone outside her family in hopes that they will feel loved and wanted. Even when she's dying inside, she smiles. If she lets you know that she's upset with you, you've really hurt her, or she loves you too much to hide her feelings toward you.

Emily gets played and used quite often because of how trusting she is, and is quick to end things when she realizes something is toxic.

She feels like nobody cares about her nearly as much as she cares about them, so if you care for an Emily Lawyer, let her know how important she is to you.
"She's always smiling. She must be Emily Lawyer."
"Emily Lawyer is overly kind."
by LouisKablois December 30, 2021
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oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper
“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer
by Saucedawg January 5, 2022
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Lawyer

Someone who studies or practices law, usually a member of the legal profession as either a solicitor or barrister. Very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.

Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
Alistair Vigier is trying to change the legal industry... by making lawyer memes...
by Bella45345 April 3, 2022
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