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Rusty lantern

When you are having PIV sex in doggie style and you insert a lit glow stick in the ass.
My girlfriend and I did the rusty lantern last night and she looked so bright and beautiful
by Hixkix915 February 8, 2017
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Cock Smack O Lantern

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.
by Stigglyz June 22, 2011
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Jizz-O-Lantern

First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.
Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.
by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011
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Jerk o'lantern

A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.
Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?
by AP Everything October 22, 2019
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Lateral fuckery

Collegial coitus at the equivalent professional status within the same company.
My colleague and I participated in lateral fuckery during the national sales meeting.
by Demant February 16, 2021
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justin langer

a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.
by freedy12345 September 15, 2009
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typical lanier girl

a girl who only posts selfies with the same pose every time with a dumb ass fucking quote
"omg destiny is such a typical lanier girl"
by dickfuck57 April 1, 2015
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