Kenton

Kenton is the sexiest man alive. He’s a real hit with the ladies (or fellas if that’s what he’s into) and is the most likeable person ever. The gifts he gives are like no other, and he’s willing to take on a job no matter how difficult. He’s the best guy to have around if your looking for some good craic, and if you ever end up with a Kenton, consider yourself the luckiest human alive

Jack: Did you see Kenton last night?
Sarah: Yes he’s so sexy, I love him

by thedeakyamp August 16, 2023

kenton

1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)

Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.

by DBmeister October 9, 2007

Keyontay

A kind, cool, and funny dude. He good to have around when you feeling down and can make anyone laugh. Any girl that every dated him knows his head game A1 and his penis is huge.

Lisa: I love my nigga Keyontay

Kayla : He ain’t even all that
Lisa: He fuck better than ya nigga
Kayla: bitch what???

by Fly guy2347 July 16, 2018

Kenton

a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.

Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.

by Galapp December 8, 2010

Kenyan Honky

An East African native, who attempts assimilate into white American culture while still maintaining his Kenyan identity. This normally results in the honky playing a the role of a token "East African" or "Kenyan" person in their sub-culture, and their subsequent friendships are based less on truth and more around their unique racial and cultural makeup.

That damn Kenyan Honky is playing that stupid Jambo Bwana song again. Doesn't he know anything that is not Kenyan?

by Brent Swanson December 17, 2004

Keyonte

When a guy loves to eat ass and butt stuff but is afraid to admit it.

"Hey I heard billy eats ass"

" Yeah but he's a real Keyonte about it!"

by ItsShiro October 20, 2016

Kenton

Is a Synonym of blow job.

"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"

"This girl said she gives good Kentons"

by Galapp December 6, 2010