david kelley

definition of man whore

"you're acting like a david kelley rn"

by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019

A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Kellen

A sexy guitar geek.

He's a kellen. That's hot.

by ShamWow October 16, 2008

Keller texas

White preppy kids going to rap concerts or trying to rap songs, doing hella lot of drugs like mollies, perocets, xanax, etc. They say the n word, act like they are in a gang and spend their money they don't have on designer stuff like Gucci and Louis Vuitton. The City of Keller also spend their money on $1 million houses they're building. Their high schools are filled with teachers sleeping with students, giving head in the school bathrooms and smoking weed and vaping in the hallways.

Kid 1-"so who is that in that Louis Vuitton backpack kid smoking in the back of his Honda civic listening to Cheif keef?"
Kid 2-"nah it's just this Keller kid name Justin. He think he's cool and shit because he thinks he acts like a crip but he not."
"That's why it's called Keller Texas lol."

by EveryoneInTheClub February 6, 2019

Kellenberg

Really big school in Uniondale. Just like Chaminade only with girls. Has many clubs and sports. Academically very strong. In many people's opinions, it's a great school.

Kellenberg is really big!

by blue tuesday April 3, 2011

kelli

a girl who is easy to get along with and extremely chill, girls like kelli are usually found chillin out at home by the tv or eating tacos. kellis have the best sense of humor and can't be serious about anything. life is just fun in the eyes of a kelli, be good to one if you ever find one. they have brown hair, are quite short, and are cute as fuck;; and life is just easier when you have a kelli to help you out

James: Hey man, who is that chick? She seems cool
Kyle: That's kelli, she's kick ass!
James: Fuckin' sweet, I wish I was friends with her!

by iloveyou xoxo July 25, 2009

kelli

A beautiful girl who has brown hair,brown eyes, and tan skin. She is skinny with about b or c cup of boobs. She has natural beauty, she doesnt hardly wear alot of makeup. She is shy with people she isnt comfortable with. Whenever she is comfortable with you she will talk up a storm. She is very passive whenever people do stuff to her but whenever she cant take it anymore she blows up and pushes you out of her life. She is very mature but sometimes she thinks about herself before other people. She gets along with older people and usually dates older guys because they match her maturaty level. She acts silly alot and loves to party and have a good time. Sometimes she can be the buzz killer because she thinks of stuff before she does it. If she wants to do something she will do it, nobody really infuences her. Most people get on her nerves. Alot of people envy her and make up rumors and lies because they are jealous of her. Girls love to hate on her because it makes there selfasteem higher and makes them feel better about themselves. Shes a truefriend. She doesnt make up lies or rumors about people even though they do it to her. But she will tell people all the mean stuff that, that person has done to her.

Kelli is shy but once you get to know her she is alot of fun.

by truth123456789 November 18, 2011