Julian

A bad friend who refuses to go to the zoo because he is too lazy to drive and wantA to use someone else to drive Uber for him. A Julian is also tall; like a giraffe which is why he should go to the zoo. A Julian also has blue eyes like a white tiger; another reason to go to the zoo. A Julian is also prone to muting people on iMessage when he goes to bed early like an old man. He is also a clown.

Person 1: “Do you know someone named Julian?”
Person 2: “Yeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.”

by Fact Spreader June 8, 2020

Julian

Is stupid and obsessed with fortnite.

That dude is spool bad at fortnite! He must be Julian.

by Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby August 31, 2019

Julian

That one dumbass

Look at that Julian

by Quirkypeen April 19, 2018

Julian

Cracka ass bitch

Frozone: Julian

by Innofunni October 3, 2018

Julian

a big faggot who fucks his fishes

look at julian fuck his fishes

by yoloohsa April 29, 2019

Julian

He has a weird MOMMA and his dad is a drug dealer nobody loves him and he has roaches and he never showers

Julian is retarded

by Howdeydoody bing boy October 17, 2019

Julian

The bad guy in a movie in which the hero is a dog. Very decorated businessman but very lonely.

Billy: Give me my shoes back!
Julian: I will collect shoes until I have all the shoes in the world! Superdog will never be able to stop me!

by Platinum! May 20, 2020