Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

Juggling

Atlanta slang; To be on sb dick or dick riding

You juggling

Y’all niggas b juggling so bad
Stop juggling

by lilrxde September 16, 2021

cock juggling thunder cuck

A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad

A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.

someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do

by Anomanomanomanom August 18, 2021

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

juggling

When you side with one person in a conversation.

Dude one: "Im good at basketball , you ass!"
Dude two (JUGGLER): "Yuh dawg you trash!"
Dude three: "Stop meat riding that nigga!"

yo ass juggling dawg
commonly used in atl so we say yo ass juggling twin

by annonmyguy June 12, 2021

Juggling

The act of having 3 average penis's around your face trying to "juggle" between them

Girl 1:Where's Jenna?
Girl 2: She's juggling in the bedroom
Girl 1: What a Whore!

by LegendTwenty7n August 15, 2017

Spunk Juggling

the act of a male cumming inside of a woman's mouth and her and another female make out thus juggling the spunk inside both of their mouths.

" I came in this Chinese chicks mouth and then she started spunk juggling with a random chick on the side of the road".

by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019