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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.
Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.
by Sailorguy 85 December 10, 2016
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016
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Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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Juggle trouble

When you're having sex and you pull out three balls and start juggling.
I was having sex and decided to start doing the juggle trouble.
by Branpron9un October 10, 2025
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