Skip to main content

Joan

(VERB): TO SCERW UP
EX. "THE SURGEON JOANED UP THE TRANSPLANT, KILLING THE PATIENT."
by OrbStrikerX August 7, 2024
mugGet the Joan mug.

Joan

The surgeon joaned up the transplant, killing the patient
by clonehighfan123 February 25, 2024
mugGet the Joan mug.

Joan

(verb): To screw up.
Ex. "The surgeon Joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."
by mimicloq February 3, 2024
mugGet the Joan mug.

Joan

Joan is a name that the ultimate life forms have. Only people who are greek gods have this name. They can make you happy or sad for seconds. They also have huge dick.
Anna: I don’t wanna be couple with you anymore.
Carl: But why?
Anna: I met Joan and you’re ugly.
by KC13579 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Joan mug.

Shalava Joan

a short female, with ginger hair, and snitches for no damn reason.
Damn! Why does Shalava Joan be snitching on us for no reason?
by @og._.dave January 9, 2020
mugGet the Shalava Joan mug.

Joan Manuel

Joan Manuel will be the best guy you'll ever meet. Although they can seem difficult to deal with; cold, indifferent and unbreakable on the outside if you are lucky, with their mix of fun, mystery, intelligence, imagination and wild ambitions they will take you on a road of its own into their world and show you everything in it and you will know why its so special. If you stumble across one of these you'll know.
Joan Manuel: Master's of creation
by Zeitgeist1992 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Joan Manuel mug.

Joan

To screw up massively. Coined by the writers of Clone High (2023), who are currently attempting to push this term into the English lexicon.
"Aw man, you totally joaned things up!"
by Burt Bastard February 17, 2024
mugGet the Joan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email