Jesse 

A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON! and run away.

OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse!

I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!

Jesse by Dalala February 6, 2009

Jesse 

someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.

We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.

Jesse by AJ Senechel October 7, 2008

Jesse 

A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo

Random guy- yo what's up jesse
Jesse- my dick smells like feet .
Guy- ohhh jesse your so shot

Jesse by WuTangKillaBeexx March 29, 2017

Jesse 

A player. Has an older brother and is very short. He is slim and not exactly the smartest person you will ever meet. 🙄 Jesse acts much older than his actual age but surely doesn't look the part.

Ewwwww did you see Jesse today?

Jesse by 🌮 Taco 🌮 May 12, 2019

Jesse 

The annoying kid in my english class. Who always asks me random questions he doesnt need to know

Jesse shut up!

Jesse by MonkeyKori January 16, 2017

Jesse 

My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!

Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!

Jesse by 025150 January 30, 2017

Jesse 

He is an unstoppable force of murderous rage and fury.

Run, Jesse's got a gun!

Jesse by Captain Ferret January 9, 2018