I'm Jello

Synonym for "I'm down for that" or "okay, I'll do it"
- "hey, want to go grab something to eat?"

- "sure, I'm jello"
by jello-man July 02, 2009
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Jello Shot

When a man ejaculates onto a girls stomach and the cum falls into her bellybutton. Then the guy sucks the cum out of her bellybutton
That jello shot I took off that cheerleader tasted like cum and bellybutton lint. Yes, I would do it again.
by Bighosswill April 20, 2018
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Meat Jello

When you eat alot of cheesy food and alot of blue Jell-O. You get all constipated so you have to drink Milk of Magnesium. Then you go to your school's locker room and shit. It looks like a meaty Jello mmmmm...
Jay is the sickest little bastard I know. He once shot a huge steamy Meat Jello at a church charity. Right into the donation basket!
by Pooter April 06, 2005
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green jello

used in place of actually saying "dungeons and dragons" so that the other kids at the high school don't kick your ass
Wanna come over after school for some green jello?
Wannt some green jello?
by fenderstrat35 April 30, 2005
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sloppy jello

When a man gets drunk and whips up a batch of green jello and mixes it up wih urin and various lotions so it is nice and sloppy.The man then takes a trip to the local cemetary and digs up a distant relative. Then the man even more drunk, takes the corps to a secluded space and crames the sloppy jello into an oraphis of his chioce and fucks the shit out of it.
Adam Gonzalez loves sloppy jello
by gob bob June 02, 2006
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jigally jello

Popular figure on Facebook.com on the Jonas Brothers boards. Claims to be an eight-year-old OJD sufferer, but suspected to be Joe Jonas himself, or just a random person. Well known for his/her/it's obsession with the popular television show Barney, and the snazzy purple jumpsuit they own and dance in frequently. Nicknames include Jiggs, Jigmaster, Jigalicious, JJ, etc.
Alice: OMJ guess who I talked to online today?
Betsy: Who?
Alice: Jigally Jello!
by s r c May 23, 2008
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Jello Pimp

Man who needs to use Jello Shots to get hos, because he can't get a sober girl
Pat is my Jello Pimp
by BigPapaBri April 02, 2003
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