Jason

This is a definition of someone elegant, strong, smart and the most handsome guy in the world. Except for Jason vorchees, all Jason are the greatest man alive

Wow Jason is a god church

by Ugandan-knuckles- January 20, 2018

Jason

Typically a very tall man who is kind but very loud after a couple beers/tequila

Ex: hey look at the drunk slender man over there.
oh never mind he is probably a Jason

by Eatmydustfool July 25, 2020

Jason

Jason is well hung, manly, kinda funny and the biggest SIMP you will ever meet, only of course to the right girl. Oh yeah, he’s sexy ASF!

*Jason walks in the room*
guy: WAOH! Is your name Jason?

jason: Yes
guy: I knew it! I can see your bulge through your pants!!

by jamalsgurl69 December 29, 2020

Jasons

People who do not own a car, are about 13 years old and like to flame people who put work into their cars, calling them ricers, even if they look clean. These people also like to avoid posting pictures of "their cars" by quoting words from A ndrew the great e.g. Lolque Ricer, in the biggest and boldest text available on a certain forum.

Dude with an awesome car: Yea, I just bought me a new supra
Jasons: RICERRRRRRRRRr
Dude with an awesome car: How can it be a ricer if it's exterior is stock? Post some pictures of your ride!
Jasons: LOLQUE RICER?

by A ndrew de Great September 14, 2009

Jason

A lumbersexual/hipster hybrid in denial. Also a grass nerd.

Jason wears red wing shoes and plaid shirts.

by Kegthebeg April 11, 2017

Jason

A guy who is hard to get but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.

Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.

by PandaLuv November 25, 2013

Jasons

A group of black people.

Look at all THESE JASONS!!!! THEY'RE INFECTING THE CITY!!!!

by xmikeydeex October 29, 2009