Jared

The art of escaping in an otto bin
He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding
by ArttRarr August 26, 2008
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He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted
" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."
by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017
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Man that guy Jared has a baby shark
by AliiiB April 12, 2019
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He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!
Calls mom at work:“Mom can u tell Jared to stop bothering me”
by lala136 December 31, 2018
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The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
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have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher
by crazy wild niqqa May 04, 2019
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Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
by Gared4lyfe July 21, 2017
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