jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 1, 2014

Jammy Jam

The Greatest Youtuber

jammy Jam is a great creator

by jammyjam39 March 26, 2024

Jammi

Blaming others and/or fabricating a lesson learnt as a way to either save face or cover up woeful strategy, tactics or messing up.

"The plan isn't working, you're using the wrong tools"
"If Mavis had listened we'd have done it. Anyway I got the data and know how it will be better next time"
"Stop pulling a fucking Jammi!"

by Henry G Darren September 8, 2023

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019

Jammyness

A measurement of how lucky/fluky one is

'How Hassan, that shot was so jammy!'
'Well, I am known for my jammyness!'

by RJenkz June 23, 2013

Jesus Jammies

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear

Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.

by Kass96 March 21, 2017

Jammied

a verb for putting on pajamas

I'm getting jammied for movie night.
or
I'm getting jammied for bed.

by cookies1234567890 January 1, 2012